Good Beer vs. Huge Ass

So my dilema is; I love Stroh's, I mean I LOVE Stroh's. Turns out that I like it so much that i find my waist and ass getting larger by the day. Maybe its just that I'm about to turn 35 and my matabolism is finally saying "fuck you" but I'm having a hard time coming to terms with that. Sooooo... Do I start drinking Milwaukees Best Light AKA "the Beast" and drink twice as much,(and piss twice as much) just to attain the buzz that twelve tasty Strohs can give me in half the time. OR do I just keep on drinking Stroh's and deal with the fact that I will never have a 32" waist again? I'm leaning toward the latter but it would be nice to take a piss and believe that my dick is not getting smaller by being able to see past my ever increasing gut! Moral to the story... It sucks getting old...  Scott (guitar player guy)         It just occured to me that this blog has nothing to do with the band, other than the fact that most of the songs I write are usually written under the influence of the forementioned alcoholic beverage.  I'll try harder next time (tongue firmly planted in cheek) 

 

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